Wednesday, 1 July 2009

10 Downing Goo

10 Downing Street was hit by an awful Goo-ing last week so I headed down to see how the clean up operation was going. I can report that the residence was still covered with Goo, it may take up to 2 months to clean up and it is going to cost the taxpayer millions to do so.

My report follows:



The Prime-Minister is said to be deeply upset and has taken this Goo-ing as a personal attack on him. He is currently in a series of talks with leading political and social figures to work out what can be done but we won't know exactly what they have decided until early next week..

Goo is on the Loose...you must RUNFROMGOO and do anything you can to help me!

Agent Butcher over and out

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